FAQ

Ordering & Shipping

How long does delivery take?

Orders are dispatched within 1–2 business days. Delivery typically takes 7–15 business days depending on your country. You'll get tracking by email as soon as your order ships.

Do you ship to my country?

We ship free worldwide — the US, Canada, the UK, Australia, New Zealand and every country in Europe.

How much is shipping?

Nothing. Free shipping on every order, everywhere.

The Whistle

How loud is it actually?

Loud. Loud enough to carry across a street or a car park. Never blow it directly next to someone's ear — hold it at arm's length and point it away from people.

Is it hard to use?

No. One sharp breath and it goes off. There's no technique to learn and no practice needed.

What does it sound like?

A human scream. That's what makes it so unsettling — your brain hears a person, not an instrument.

Is it safe?

Yes, when used sensibly. Keep it away from ears, never use it near anyone driving, and don't use it on people with heart conditions, small children or animals. It is far louder than people expect.

Returns

What if I change my mind?

You have 30 days from delivery to return it. See our Refund Policy for the full details.

What if it arrives damaged?

Email us with a photo and we'll sort it out — replacement or refund, your choice.

Still stuck?

Contact us and we'll get back to you within 24 hours.